T. C. Lawrence

From the cutting board to the
keyboard...

I am basically just typing my way out of therapy.

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T. C. Lawrence

About theChaos

T. C. has spent years refining his skills as an executive chef, mastering the precision and discipline required in a professional kitchen.

However, his work is not confined to the culinary arts or the writing of cookbooks. His creative and analytical pursuits extend into entirely different fields of research and storytelling. You've been warned.

The Books

Recipes, religion & rage. Pick your poison.

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The Good Book of Noms

Satire · 2025

A New Bible for Those Seeking a Tastier Religion.

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Everyone Is A Fucking Asshole

Self‑Help / Personal Development · 2026

A Decent Person's Guide to Surviving Modern Society

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